Skyler Steele

Another interesting look at the Wal-Mart elite

That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for all of us, it would have been awkward if I had to ask.

Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked.
Florida

Early cloning method failures.
Nevada

I don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need

Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head.
Pennsylvania

How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4?
Tennessee

HE’s BACK!
This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania

I get it. Putting messages on your ass for people to read is still in style. And I get it, Cocks is for South Carolina Gamecocks. But how bout we either have the good sense not to make this, or to not wear it.
Virginia

Waldo is so much easier to find when he’s out of the closet.
California

I challenge you to find pants to match fuzzy pink flip flops and green nail polish, then have someone take your picture and send it to us.
California

Yeah this may seem odd here, but what you don’t see is Sonic grabbing some mac-n-cheese, so its really not that weird.
California

You have no idea what this guy had to go through in the frozen food section to get that ice cream. All I’m saying is that Titan may or may not have hit him with a tennis ball from the air cannon.
Georgia

Work it Nana!
We have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think she’s hot when you know she really is.
Oklahoma

It’s simple: We, uh, killed Batman.
Ohio

If you asked a 7 year old to dress himself, he would probably come out looking something like this…probably better actually.
Kentucky

We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change.
Nevada

Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered.
Florida

Excuse me, your balls are showing….
Unknown

Save the money, I highly doubt that its going to help you anyway.
Florida

Wouldn’t you like to know what I plan on doing with this beer and olive oil?
Missouri

“Where the hell is the cereal aisle?”
Georgia

Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? Ya sure, I don’t see a problem with that.
New York

I think she has already signed up for season 4 of Rock of Love.
Unknown

It literally looks as if there is a large rat laying on his head.
Texas

It’s like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same time.
Florida

I would bet my left nut that Granny is packin’ heat.
Ohio

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